how to make time pass by faster

you think of today, you delete it from the virtualcalendar, you think ot the next day, half already passed, so, the next full day will be in 2 days.
so 2 days less already.
and then you dont count the weekend, so 2 more days vanish in one minute. and then you count really quick the next week up to the weekend, and you cross the weekend off again. so...2 weeks have passed.

case study:
lets say today is wednesday. it's almost finished now. tomorrow is thursday, very close to friday, and then weekend, which doesnt count. and then it will be a quick monday tuesday wednesday thursday, and theeeeen... then friday comes and my countdown stops, and begins an hour countdown. and then reality happens and then...
well, after THE then, i start another countdown.
and after that, i'll enjoy a month without counting

oh, sweet moments of the aftercounting
: and then star!